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Ok, so you dumped her, she dumped you whatever!

What is important now is you!  Stop thinking about her.  Don’t worry if she is ok.  Don’t think about what she is doing.  Don’t think about what she has done.  Concentrate on what you control.  You can only control you!

Wiser men than I have said "Your outer-world will always reflect your inner-world."

What does this mean?  It means you cannot control the world, but you can control you.  If you control yourself the rest will take care of itself.

Stop moping around wondering if she’ll come back.  Get your butt off the couch and make your life better.  Make it enjoyable and desirable.  This you can control.  Set a few goals.  Get to it and get them done.

If you want to attract a desirable woman, including any ex girlfriend, you have to be living an exciting life that is moving in a desirable direction.  Learn something new.  No not the latest video game, how about dancing or a new language.  Improve your professional skills.  Improve your recreational skills.  Take up a new sport.

Put your financial life in order.  Pay down debt.  Get a better job.

Dress better.  Get new clothing.  Spend more time grooming.

Get fit.  Go to the gym.  Take a walk.  Go on a diet.  Eat better.  Lose weight.

When you put your mind on these things, then the rest of your life will begin to come together also.  If you aren’t attracting someone new into your life, how are you expecting to draw the ex girlfriend back?  If no one else wants you why would she?

Get off you butt and get it done.  The couch will still be there for you unless you fill it with new people. So get to it.

Stop the tension relieving activities and get on with the goal achieving activities.

Forward always forward.

Piss the ex off by succeeding.  This will drive them crazy!

Dolmon

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Things to do after a breakup:

Get rid of her stuff.
    You need to get her out of your mind.  Her stuff, pictures, pets and anything else needs to go.  Make her pick them up.  Pack them out of the way, or whatever.  Don’t let them mess up your recovery.

Go to the gym.
    Do it for you.  You need to get into shape for the next relationship.  It is also great stress relief.  Ramp up this area of your life.

Find a distraction.
    In the beginning you just need something to get her out of your mind.  It took me three weeks before the knot in my stomach was gone.  During this time you need activities to consume your life.  Get a new video game, see movies, read books, go out with friends or whatever you can bring yourself to do.

Get some new cloths.
    You need to feel good about yourself.  Make sure to replace anything she bought or gave to you.  You don’t need the pain of thinking about a heartless bitch all the time.  Get the clothes that will take you to a level above what you would wear with her.  This will serve to piss her off and make you look and feel more successful.

Go on a diet.
    Even if you don’t need to lose weight, just eat better for more energy.  This is something that is very easy to ignore.  Bad food taste good and is way cheaper than the healthy alternatives.  Find a diet or healthy food that you like and drop the extra pounds.  This will make you feel better and attract better women into your life.

Get together with your friends.
    A breakup will show you who your real friends are.  They are the one’s that are there for you.  No one can be there all the time, but you just got done listening to the lies of your ex, so you can probably tell which of your "friends" is giving you the run around and which are legit.  Remember their help and make sure you are there for them in their times of need.

Talk to other women.
    Talking to other women will help you move on.  Don’t talk about your ex, talk about anything else.  Get back into the swing of interacting with them.

Get back into the dating scene.
    You need to get back into the ring as soon as possible.  Take a little bit of time to straighten your life out and then jump back in.  The best defense against your ex coming back is to have someone better already in your life.

Improve yourself.
    In order to draw quality people into your life you need to be continually improving yourself.  It is said that you will not outgrow your 10 closest friends.  They will determine what you become in life, so make sure you replace any friends that are dragging you down like that led weight of an ex-girlfriend.

Let’s face it, no one breaks up because a woman shows up and has sex with them.  It’s always the shit that goes on before and after the sex that makes it not worth putting up with them.  If you want to show up, fuck me and leave, then bring it.  If I have to put up with your problems, games and bullshit then I may pass.  If I have to support your sorry ass, then you better be keeping me very happy and there better be no bullshit.

Dolmon

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    Let’s face it, even if you know the relationship has to end, breakups suck.  But you have to get through it, move on and put your life back together. 

Things to do after a breakup:

Get rid of her stuff.
    You need to get her out of your mind.  Her stuff, pictures, pets and anything else needs to go.  Make her pick them up.  Pack them out of the way, or whatever.  Don’t let them mess up your recovery.

Go to the gym.
    Do it for you.  You need to get into shape for the next relationship.  It is also great stress relief.  Ramp up this area of your life.

Find a distraction.
    In the beginning you just need something to get her out of your mind.  It took me three weeks before the knot in my stomach was gone.  During this time you need activities to consume your life.  Get a new video game, see movies, read books, go out with friends or whatever you can bring yourself to do.

Get some new cloths.
    You need to feel good about yourself.  Make sure to replace anything she bought or gave to you.  You don’t need the pain of thinking about a heartless bitch all the time.  Get the clothes that will take you to a level above what you would wear with her.  This will serve to piss her off and make you look and feel more successful.

Go on a diet.
    Even if you don’t need to lose weight, just eat better for more energy.  This is something that is very easy to ignore.  Bad food taste good and is way cheaper than the healthy alternatives.  Find a diet or healthy food that you like and drop the extra pounds.  This will make you feel better and attract better women into your life.

Get together with your friends.
    A breakup will show you who your real friends are.  They are the one’s that are there for you.  No one can be there all the time, but you just got done listening to the lies of your ex, so you can probably tell which of your "friends" is giving you the run around and which are legit.  Remember their help and make sure you are there for them in their times of need.

Talk to other women.
    Talking to other women will help you move on.  Don’t talk about your ex, talk about anything else.  Get back into the swing of interacting with them.

Get back into the dating scene.
    You need to get back into the ring as soon as possible.  Take a little bit of time to straighten your life out and then jump back in.  The best defense against your ex coming back is to have someone better already in your life.

Improve yourself.
    In order to draw quality people into your life you need to be continually improving yourself.  It is said that you will not outgrow your 10 closest friends.  They will determine what you become in life, so make sure you replace any friends that are dragging you down like that led weight of an ex-girlfriend.

Dolmon

AllWomenAreCrazy.com

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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