First off this is not a rant on who should get how much in the divorce.  Really it is none of my business and I don’t care enough to pay attention to what is going on.  This is a post about a comment made on a morning show that $750 million was not worth putting up with Tiger’s actions.

First off what world does this person live in?  It was a woman who made the comment.  In my world dead bodies will line the streets for $750 million, people would give up body parts, sell their children and perform more unspeakable acts than can be imagined.

So putting up with any man or woman that didn’t cause permanent physical damage to you is a shoe in for the things that people would do for a fraction of this amount.

If they said we have $750 million and the last one alive gets it, there would probably be a huge number of people who would go for it.

This is why there is such a disconnect in society.  If you were already well off there are a host of things that you would do to get better off.  Money can only buy you so much and if you already have what you want and enough to keep it then there is no desire to have a bunch more.  However if you are struggling for survival with the masses it is totally different.  Giving up a limb to someone who is deep in debt and just trying to keep fed is a much different choice than if you were living in high society and money while nice isn’t going to put you too much higher.  In fact to a lot of people more money of this magnitude can cause more problems than it is worth.

So, Tiger needs to do the right thing and take care of his kids and other than that it’s up to the lawyers and personally I really don’t care how it goes.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the Brink!

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Thank you Jesse James!

While we feel sorry for Sandra Bullock, we are ecstatic that she is back on the market.  Single guys everywhere send there thanks to Jesse James!  Oh and by the way, how big of a dumb shit are you?

My real question is how do women ever even fall for these assholes?  This is not the first hot babe he has seduced, so what gives?

And Sandra babe, we are here for you.  Bad decisions are just a fact of life.  Pick yourself up and make better decisions in the future.

We love you babe!

Catch you on the rebound.

Beauty Pageant Without Swimsuit Competition – Why Bother?

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Well the end is apparently near, a beauty pageant without a swimsuit competition? Are you on crack? Apparently the Miss England Pageant is. 2009 Miss England Katrina Hodge has apparently convinced the pageant to eliminate the swimsuits and put in a sports-challenge?

Because being athletic is more important than looking good in a beauty contest? Why don’t we just put them all in a separate room and talk to them? Come on! You obviously can’t have any normal sporting event as it would slant the competition to much. So you are going to have to have some bullshit event.

And the kicker is that Katrina Hodge is a lingerie model, but apparently thinks that appearing in a swimsuit is too much pressure. Please.

“I think it’s nerve-racking enough for girls to get up on a stage and speak, let alone appear in a swimsuit,” said Hodge.

So eliminate the questions, they really serve no purpose, as this isn’t a inner beauty contest. And if you want to remove the swimsuits we are ok with that, you can go nude.

Top 10 questions men would like answered by pageant contestants:

1. Would you do me?
2. What’s your phone number?
3. Are those real?
4. Do the curtains match the drapes?
5. Want to go to my place?
6. How about another drink?
7. What would you do to win?
8. Did you blow a judge?
9. Would you do me?
10. Wanna go back to my place?