A cat by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that shits behind the couch.

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I’m rechecking my answers."

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Take a look at this video I did going all Kinison on my bitch of an ex.  It would have been better to have done this to her face, but I used to be a nice guy.  Anyway it took me a while to get around to doing this, but it did feel pretty good.

The bottom line though is that you need to find some form of closure with your ex so that you can move forward in your life.  Some of you will not have any trouble moving forward others will drag your feet and mope around wishing things were different and wondering what is wrong with you.  Nothing is wrong with you!  Get that crazy bitch out of your head and go find one that is a little saner.

If you don’t want her back, which you shouldn’t, but feel you are too weak to not allow her back in then you need to piss her off enough that she won’t come back.  Remember you can’t take this shit back so use with caution.

Tell her off in a video.
    Send it to her, her friends, relatives, parents, her next boyfriend etc.
   
Send any audio/video of your relationship that would piss her or her next boy off.
    Ditto above.

Call and leaver her like 40 voice messages.

Change your phone number and move.
    It’s hard for her to weasel her way back into your life if you can’t be found.

Get a new woman in your life. (Highly recommended!)
    Best solution is to have no need for her sorry ass in your life.  It’s really easy to tell her no, if she can’t use sex against you.

Don’t be a pussy and let her back in.  Treat her like the piece of crap she is.  Let’s face it you wouldn’t be reading this if she was so great, because that means you were the piece of shit and you have to work on you.

Use these suggestions with caution, you will piss off more than just her.  She will always be daddy’s little girl and her next boy may be pussy whipped too.  Then again the bigger the mess you create the less likely she will come back.

There is a fine line between acting like a man and an asshole.  If you act like a man she will want you back, so make sure you cross the asshole line or this will backfire.

Life is a journey, make sure it’s the adventure you want.

Dolmon

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Question: Why do men fart more than women?
Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Answer: Money.

A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

A man put an ad in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.

Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".