During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I’m rechecking my answers."

Take a look at this video I did going all Kinison on my bitch of an ex.  It would have been better to have done this to her face, but I used to be a nice guy.  Anyway it took me a while to get around to doing this, but it did feel pretty good.

The bottom line though is that you need to find some form of closure with your ex so that you can move forward in your life.  Some of you will not have any trouble moving forward others will drag your feet and mope around wishing things were different and wondering what is wrong with you.  Nothing is wrong with you!  Get that crazy bitch out of your head and go find one that is a little saner.

If you don’t want her back, which you shouldn’t, but feel you are too weak to not allow her back in then you need to piss her off enough that she won’t come back.  Remember you can’t take this shit back so use with caution.

Tell her off in a video.
    Send it to her, her friends, relatives, parents, her next boyfriend etc.
   
Send any audio/video of your relationship that would piss her or her next boy off.
    Ditto above.

Call and leaver her like 40 voice messages.

Change your phone number and move.
    It’s hard for her to weasel her way back into your life if you can’t be found.

Get a new woman in your life. (Highly recommended!)
    Best solution is to have no need for her sorry ass in your life.  It’s really easy to tell her no, if she can’t use sex against you.

Don’t be a pussy and let her back in.  Treat her like the piece of crap she is.  Let’s face it you wouldn’t be reading this if she was so great, because that means you were the piece of shit and you have to work on you.

Use these suggestions with caution, you will piss off more than just her.  She will always be daddy’s little girl and her next boy may be pussy whipped too.  Then again the bigger the mess you create the less likely she will come back.

There is a fine line between acting like a man and an asshole.  If you act like a man she will want you back, so make sure you cross the asshole line or this will backfire.

Life is a journey, make sure it’s the adventure you want.

Dolmon

AllWomenAreCrazy.com

Question: Why do men fart more than women?
Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Answer: Money.

A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

A man put an ad in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.

Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn’t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Why don’t women wear watches?
A. There’s a clock on the stove!

Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. What’s worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What’s the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she’s going to eat me.

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We’d eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

Q. What’s the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn’t last forever.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

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BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
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GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
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JANITORS clean up afterwards.
JEWELERS mount real gems.
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LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
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MINERS sink deeper shafts.
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MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
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PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
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PILOTS keep it up longer.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
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POSTMEN come slower.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
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RACERS like to come in first.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
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RECYCLERS use it again.
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SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
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SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
STUDENTS use their heads.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRESTLERS know the best holds.
WRITERS have novel ways.
ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!"