A man who came into some money

Decided to marry a Bunny,

    But the thought of the ears

    And the tails of the dears

Made him skip it as being too funny.

A liberated woman named Cora

Thinks wedlock a male-devised horror.

It’s sub rosa screwing

That everyone’s doing

And she prefers richer to poorer!

Said the young gardener Dot,

“There’s something I ponder a lot:

If I water my bush,

And prune it when lush,

Will that prevent the onset of rot?”