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A man who came into some money….

All Women are Crazy — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 03:08:51 +0000

A man who came into some money

Decided to marry a Bunny,

But the thought of the ears

And the tails of the dears

Made him skip it as being too funny.

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All Women are Crazy — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 11:42:28 +0000

A liberated woman named Cora

Thinks wedlock a male-devised horror.

It’s sub rosa screwing

That everyone’s doing

And she prefers richer to poorer!

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All Women are Crazy — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:53:30 +0000

Said the young gardener Dot,

“There’s something I ponder a lot:

If I water my bush,

And prune it when lush,

Will that prevent the onset of rot?”

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