A man who came into some money

Decided to marry a Bunny,

    But the thought of the ears

    And the tails of the dears

Made him skip it as being too funny.

A blonde was on her way to the airport.  She read a sign that said ‘Airport Left’, so she turned around and went home.

Marriage is the price men pay for sex.  Sex is the price women pay for marriage.

After 20 years of marriage the blonde wife and her husband finally achieved sexual compatibility.  They both had headaches!

A liberated woman named Cora

Thinks wedlock a male-devised horror.

It’s sub rosa screwing

That everyone’s doing

And she prefers richer to poorer!

Said the young gardener Dot,

“There’s something I ponder a lot:

If I water my bush,

And prune it when lush,

Will that prevent the onset of rot?”