Said the Young Gardener Dot
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010Said the young gardener Dot,
“There’s something I ponder a lot:
If I water my bush,
And prune it when lush,
Will that prevent the onset of rot?”
Archive for March, 2010
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the Brink!
Thursday, March 25th, 2010Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the Brink!
Thank you Jesse James!
While we feel sorry for Sandra Bullock, we are ecstatic that she is back on the market. Single guys everywhere send there thanks to Jesse James! Oh and by the way, how big of a dumb shit are you?
My real question is how do women ever even fall for these assholes? This is not the first hot babe he has seduced, so what gives?
And Sandra babe, we are here for you. Bad decisions are just a fact of life. Pick yourself up and make better decisions in the future.
We love you babe!
Catch you on the rebound.
Beauty Pageant Without Swimsuit Competition – Why Bother?
Thursday, March 25th, 2010Beauty Pageant Without Swimsuit Competition – Why Bother?
Well the end is apparently near, a beauty pageant without a swimsuit competition? Are you on crack? Apparently the Miss England Pageant is. 2009 Miss England Katrina Hodge has apparently convinced the pageant to eliminate the swimsuits and put in a sports-challenge?
Because being athletic is more important than looking good in a beauty contest? Why don’t we just put them all in a separate room and talk to them? Come on! You obviously can’t have any normal sporting event as it would slant the competition to much. So you are going to have to have some bullshit event.
And the kicker is that Katrina Hodge is a lingerie model, but apparently thinks that appearing in a swimsuit is too much pressure. Please.
“I think it’s nerve-racking enough for girls to get up on a stage and speak, let alone appear in a swimsuit,” said Hodge.
So eliminate the questions, they really serve no purpose, as this isn’t a inner beauty contest. And if you want to remove the swimsuits we are ok with that, you can go nude.
Top 10 questions men would like answered by pageant contestants:
- Would you do me?
- What’s your phone number?
- Are those real?
- Do the curtains match the drapes?
- Want to go to my place?
- How about another drink?
- What would you do to win?
- Did you blow a judge?
- Would you do me?
- Wanna go back to my place?
