A blonde was on her way to the airport.  She read a sign that said ‘Airport Left’, so she turned around and went home.

Marriage is the price men pay for sex.  Sex is the price women pay for marriage.

After 20 years of marriage the blonde wife and her husband finally achieved sexual compatibility.  They both had headaches!

A liberated woman named Cora

Thinks wedlock a male-devised horror.

It’s sub rosa screwing

That everyone’s doing

And she prefers richer to poorer!

Said the young gardener Dot,

“There’s something I ponder a lot:

If I water my bush,

And prune it when lush,

Will that prevent the onset of rot?”

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the Brink!

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Thank you Jesse James!

While we feel sorry for Sandra Bullock, we are ecstatic that she is back on the market.  Single guys everywhere send there thanks to Jesse James!  Oh and by the way, how big of a dumb shit are you?

My real question is how do women ever even fall for these assholes?  This is not the first hot babe he has seduced, so what gives?

And Sandra babe, we are here for you.  Bad decisions are just a fact of life.  Pick yourself up and make better decisions in the future.

We love you babe!

Catch you on the rebound.