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		<title>Blonde takes a test</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.</p>
<p>During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.    </p>
<p>&quot;I finished the exam in a half hour,&quot; she replies. &quot;Now I&#8217;m rechecking my answers.&quot;</p>
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		<title>A Blonde Goes Horseback Riding&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.  She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.</p>
<p>In terror, she grabs for the horse&#8217;s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse&#8217;s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.  Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse&#8217;s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.  As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off.</p>
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