How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why do blondes smile during lightning storms? They think someone is taking their picture.

How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.

How can you know a blonde’s used the computer? There’s white-out on the screen.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? “It’s OK Daddy, I’m not hurt.

Why don’t blondes double recipes? The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.

What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW? Divorcee

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them

How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? Shine a torch in her ears.

What does a blonde owl say? What, what?

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A visitor.

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

What is every blonde’s ambition? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? An interpreter.

Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? They don’t know the route.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? From eating with forks.

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air bubbles.

Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists? They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter.

How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? There is a stamp on it.

Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

What would a blonde do with a brain if she had one? Save it for later

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven… One to make the dough and six to peel the M&M’s.

What do you call three blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes

What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men? Their heels.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.