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Take a look at this video I did going all Kinison on my bitch of an ex.  It would have been better to have done this to her face, but I used to be a nice guy.  Anyway it took me a while to get around to doing this, but it did feel pretty good.

The bottom line though is that you need to find some form of closure with your ex so that you can move forward in your life.  Some of you will not have any trouble moving forward others will drag your feet and mope around wishing things were different and wondering what is wrong with you.  Nothing is wrong with you!  Get that crazy bitch out of your head and go find one that is a little saner.

If you don’t want her back, which you shouldn’t, but feel you are too weak to not allow her back in then you need to piss her off enough that she won’t come back.  Remember you can’t take this shit back so use with caution.

Tell her off in a video.
    Send it to her, her friends, relatives, parents, her next boyfriend etc.
   
Send any audio/video of your relationship that would piss her or her next boy off.
    Ditto above.

Call and leaver her like 40 voice messages.

Change your phone number and move.
    It’s hard for her to weasel her way back into your life if you can’t be found.

Get a new woman in your life. (Highly recommended!)
    Best solution is to have no need for her sorry ass in your life.  It’s really easy to tell her no, if she can’t use sex against you.

Don’t be a pussy and let her back in.  Treat her like the piece of crap she is.  Let’s face it you wouldn’t be reading this if she was so great, because that means you were the piece of shit and you have to work on you.

Use these suggestions with caution, you will piss off more than just her.  She will always be daddy’s little girl and her next boy may be pussy whipped too.  Then again the bigger the mess you create the less likely she will come back.

There is a fine line between acting like a man and an asshole.  If you act like a man she will want you back, so make sure you cross the asshole line or this will backfire.

Life is a journey, make sure it’s the adventure you want.

Dolmon

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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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Beauty Pageant Without Swimsuit Competition – Why Bother?

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Well the end is apparently near, a beauty pageant without a swimsuit competition? Are you on crack? Apparently the Miss England Pageant is. 2009 Miss England Katrina Hodge has apparently convinced the pageant to eliminate the swimsuits and put in a sports-challenge?

Because being athletic is more important than looking good in a beauty contest? Why don’t we just put them all in a separate room and talk to them? Come on! You obviously can’t have any normal sporting event as it would slant the competition to much. So you are going to have to have some bullshit event.

And the kicker is that Katrina Hodge is a lingerie model, but apparently thinks that appearing in a swimsuit is too much pressure. Please.

“I think it’s nerve-racking enough for girls to get up on a stage and speak, let alone appear in a swimsuit,” said Hodge.

So eliminate the questions, they really serve no purpose, as this isn’t a inner beauty contest. And if you want to remove the swimsuits we are ok with that, you can go nude.

Top 10 questions men would like answered by pageant contestants:

1. Would you do me?
2. What’s your phone number?
3. Are those real?
4. Do the curtains match the drapes?
5. Want to go to my place?
6. How about another drink?
7. What would you do to win?
8. Did you blow a judge?
9. Would you do me?
10. Wanna go back to my place?